Ice's Sanitary Engineering Department

We are pleased to inform you that a job has opened up at Ice's Sanitary Engineering Department of the successful school of cake community, and we are now hiring!

The job description is as follows:
Title: Sanitary Engineer
Clothing: Blue jumpsuit with the optional blue and green headware with the logo "WSoC Sanitation Department."
Duties: Use differential calculus to formulate new, innovative solutions to the management of common public sweepings. A Sanitary Engineer must have strong psychiatric knowledge to treat the concrete dispositions secreted by humans in a work premises. Utilizing the knowledge of the complicated psychological traits exhibited by coworkers, a sanitary engineer must be brisk when a situation escalates to a level that only you can treat while making sure the safety, both mental and physical, of others.
Prerequisites: A sanitary engineer must have knowledge of advanced statistics, calculus, psychology, psychiatry, engineering, physics, chemistry, art history, and the flute in order to perform at their best. Classes are offered by me, but beware, I may have to implant a chip in your brain. Credit to Wonko for developing the chip which gives you the required knowledge.
Another name for this job is "Janitor." or "Custodian."

LOL i think i have 2 watch Scrubs again thx 2 the picture XD

jobs not 4 me though O_o

Yes yes yes!! Wait, am I eligible for this position? I kind of already have a job don't I... Oh well!


Official Application:

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Why you should hire me:

I suddenly feel like cleaning up my desk and sweep the floor

masterchief wrote:I suddenly feel like cleaning up my desk and sweep the floor

Then the job just might be for you!

@Wonko, my drug-induced, imaginary friends and I have reviewed your applications throughly, and we have decided to accept you into the field as a "Chemical Solutions Technician/Professional." Your duties will be to "concoct and experiment" chemical solutions at your heart's desire for other sanitary engineers to apply and be familiar with in the field. You are both encouraged and authorized to test your solutions on human, rodian, or Toydarian species, but are disallowed to use them on mice. (with the exception of Da Llama aka Mice from the donuts academy.) You may start your new, rewarding career next Monday and look forward to a bright future of satisfaction headed your way (with free health care).

Note: Any "accidents" in the lab are purely coincidental and will be in no way affiliated with the school or any of its members, including any member found in the lab dead or alive. If, however, an accident occurs, you are encouraged to clean up all traces of the accident, and if it involves a dead body, you are authorized to feed it to the Yoshi hiding in the back of my truck.

We are now also looking the following positions:

Cleanliness Cleanser - Since the goal of the school is: "Taking over the world, pastry style.", your job will be to "cleanse the world" by "cleaning out" those who must be "removed like lint" To endure the continued sanitation of the school of cake, you will be a part of a secret police bent on dominating the world "pastry style." You will also be implanted with a chip in your brain that gives you helpful knowledge that will assist you in your "sanitation."

Sanitary Dairy Fairy - Utilizing the latest technology in rocket science, a Sanitary Dairy Fairy will create special ice cream cones that will help protect our glorious planet from invaders, both foreign and domestic. You may use your imagination for the rest...... muahahahahahhahaha!

=)

Theicecreaman wrote:

masterchief wrote:I suddenly feel like cleaning up my desk and sweep the floor

Then the job just might be for you!

@Wonko, my drug-induced, imaginary friends and I have reviewed your applications throughly, and we have decided to accept you into the field as a "Chemical Solutions Technician/Professional." Your duties will be to "concoct and experiment" chemical solutions at your heart's desire for other sanitary engineers to apply and be familiar with in the field. You are both encouraged and authorized to test your solutions on human, rodian, or Toydarian species, but are disallowed to use them on mice. (with the exception of Da Llama aka Mice from the donuts academy.) You may start your new, rewarding career next Monday and look forward to a bright future of satisfaction headed your way (with free health care).

Note: Any "accidents" in the lab are purely coincidental and will be in no way affiliated with the school or any of its members, including any member found in the lab dead or alive. If, however, an accident occurs, you are encouraged to clean up all traces of the accident, and if it involves a dead body, you are authorized to feed it to the Yoshi hiding in the back of my truck.

We are now also looking the following positions:

Cleanliness Cleanser - Since the goal of the school is: "Taking over the world, pastry style.", your job will be to "cleanse the world" by "cleaning out" those who must be "removed like lint" To endure the continued sanitation of the school of cake, you will be a part of a secret police bent on dominating the world "pastry style." You will also be implanted with a chip in your brain that gives you helpful knowledge that will assist you in your "sanitation."

Sanitary Dairy Fairy - Utilizing the latest technology in rocket science, a Sanitary Dairy Fairy will create special ice cream cones that will help protect our glorious planet from invaders, both foreign and domestic. You may use your imagination for the rest...... muahahahahahhahaha!

=)

Takes mob...

takes mob?
job? O_o

Lucario*)WoN(~Donuts~ wrote:takes mob?
job? O_o

gotta go practise mah Sanitary Engineering for monday
Already have wet the floor.

u mean mop XD

Lucario*)WoN(~Donuts~ wrote:u mean mop XD

jah dislexia

Isnt that an advantage in this job? :O

I already have a job!

I am the resident pirate, and 'tis my job to pillage, plunder, and otherwise do piratey things around the offices.

So, anyway, yeah. Go pirates!

... great, two employees!

Another job opens:
Cake-Consuming Custodian

Your job as a CCC is to "cake" the sh*t out of everything and everyone.

Enjoy, and do tell me what you want to be!

PS: You can currently be in another position and still be a Sanitary Engineer.

Theicecreaman wrote:@Wonko, my drug-induced, imaginary friends and I have reviewed your applications throughly, and we have decided to accept you into the field as a "Chemical Solutions Technician/Professional."

Wohoo!! Go me, oh yeah, I'm awesome! Now where's that Llama guy, I need to get to some experimenting with this crazy juice I just invented!

aint he messed up alrdy wonko?

wait aint every1 messed up alrdy? LOL all thx 2 the marijuana stash O_o

Wonko the Sane wrote:

Theicecreaman wrote:@Wonko, my drug-induced, imaginary friends and I have reviewed your applications throughly, and we have decided to accept you into the field as a "Chemical Solutions Technician/Professional."

Wohoo!! Go me, oh yeah, I'm awesome! Now where's that Llama guy, I need to get to some experimenting with this crazy juice I just invented!