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Post by Theicecreaman on Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:40 pm

After days spend in the good ol' School of Cake lab, our scientists have finally concocted a solution to cure all of life's illnesses:

Why waste away the day sitting around full of anger and regret when you could'a would'a should'a used Donut Detergent to put a happy smile on your face! Donut Detergent is guaranteed to make you satisfied with your life to the point of facial degradation! Why wait another minute? Here is a picture of our "detergent" in use by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration:


Donut Delight Recipe:
Ingredients
  • 1,337 cups granulated sugar
  • 1/4 cup shortening
  • 2 eggs
  • 30 to 50 milligrams of Donut Detergent
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup buttermilk
  • 4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 4 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 3 tablespoons melted butter
  • 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg

Sift together sugar, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, and flour.
Beat eggs thoroughly. Combine vanilla extract and buttermilk. Add to creamed mixture alternating with sifted dry ingredients. Add the milk and melted butter. Roll about 1/2 inch thick on a floured board and cut with a doughnut cutter. Fry several at a time in 375 degrees F fat until nicely browned. Drain on paper towels. Dust with granulated or confectioners' sugar. After that, lightly apply Detergent to each donut until you fully grasp the sanity.

Warning: Any sudden deaths, headaches, infertilities, or visits to the asylum is NOT affiliated with the School of Cake whatsoever. All complaints will lead to me laming you Assassins' Creed style.

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Re: Donut Detergent

Post by Lucario*)WoN(~Donuts~ on Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:47 am


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Post by Bugenhagen on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:23 am

I half expected there to by like..cyanide in there.

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Re: Donut Detergent

Post by Theicecreaman on Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:27 pm

tasty

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Post by Bugenhagen on Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:40 pm

You have no idea.

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Post by Da Llama on Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:53 pm

I have a complaint, Why the heck are you laming people Assassins creed style and not Prince of persia style?

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Post by Bugenhagen on Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:47 pm

Cause an Assassin owns a prince.

I'll lame you Call of Duty style. gotta get my*looks around* MP5 out hang on.
*loads it*

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Post by Da Llama on Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:20 am

Oh, Yeah.
If I lame anyone Prince of Persia style, Then I probably won't have time, Because a so called beast ''Dahaka'' is Psycho and is trying to kill me.
But, I'll just stop the sands from ever being made. Very Happy

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Post by Bugenhagen on Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:59 am

Sounds like a plan.

*pulls .50 caliber out* *waits for the prince*

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