Donut Detergent
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Donut Detergent
After days spend in the good ol' School of Cake lab, our scientists have finally concocted a solution to cure all of life's illnesses:
Why waste away the day sitting around full of anger and regret when you could'a would'a should'a used Donut Detergent to put a happy smile on your face! Donut Detergent is guaranteed to make you satisfied with your life to the point of facial degradation! Why wait another minute? Here is a picture of our "detergent" in use by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration:
Donut Delight Recipe:
Ingredients
Sift together sugar, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, and flour.
Beat eggs thoroughly. Combine vanilla extract and buttermilk. Add to creamed mixture alternating with sifted dry ingredients. Add the milk and melted butter. Roll about 1/2 inch thick on a floured board and cut with a doughnut cutter. Fry several at a time in 375 degrees F fat until nicely browned. Drain on paper towels. Dust with granulated or confectioners' sugar. After that, lightly apply Detergent to each donut until you fully grasp the sanity.
Warning: Any sudden deaths, headaches, infertilities, or visits to the asylum is NOT affiliated with the School of Cake whatsoever. All complaints will lead to me laming you Assassins' Creed style.
Why waste away the day sitting around full of anger and regret when you could'a would'a should'a used Donut Detergent to put a happy smile on your face! Donut Detergent is guaranteed to make you satisfied with your life to the point of facial degradation! Why wait another minute? Here is a picture of our "detergent" in use by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration:
Donut Delight Recipe:
Ingredients
- 1,337 cups granulated sugar
- 1/4 cup shortening
- 2 eggs
- 30 to 50 milligrams of Donut Detergent
- 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
- 1/2 cup buttermilk
- 4 cups all-purpose flour
- 4 teaspoons baking powder
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 3 tablespoons melted butter
- 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
Sift together sugar, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, and flour.
Beat eggs thoroughly. Combine vanilla extract and buttermilk. Add to creamed mixture alternating with sifted dry ingredients. Add the milk and melted butter. Roll about 1/2 inch thick on a floured board and cut with a doughnut cutter. Fry several at a time in 375 degrees F fat until nicely browned. Drain on paper towels. Dust with granulated or confectioners' sugar. After that, lightly apply Detergent to each donut until you fully grasp the sanity.
Warning: Any sudden deaths, headaches, infertilities, or visits to the asylum is NOT affiliated with the School of Cake whatsoever. All complaints will lead to me laming you Assassins' Creed style.
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Re: Donut Detergent
I have a complaint, Why the heck are you laming people Assassins creed style and not Prince of persia style?
Re: Donut Detergent
Cause an Assassin owns a prince.
I'll lame you Call of Duty style. gotta get my*looks around* MP5 out hang on.
*loads it*
I'll lame you Call of Duty style. gotta get my*looks around* MP5 out hang on.
*loads it*
Re: Donut Detergent
Oh, Yeah.
If I lame anyone Prince of Persia style, Then I probably won't have time, Because a so called beast ''Dahaka'' is Psycho and is trying to kill me.
But, I'll just stop the sands from ever being made.
If I lame anyone Prince of Persia style, Then I probably won't have time, Because a so called beast ''Dahaka'' is Psycho and is trying to kill me.
But, I'll just stop the sands from ever being made.
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