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Joke of the Week #5

Post by Snappie245/ on Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:55 am

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who's best at his job. So they each go into the woods,find a bear,AND GET EATEN! no... find a bear,and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion." " I found a bear by the stream," says the minister, " and preached God's Holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him."

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney LOL in a body cast. " Looking back," he says, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."



Thanks for listening i always will except requests for Joke's and remember I am here to BEAT Allyope?.

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Re: Joke of the Week #5

Post by time on Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:57 am

*accept requests

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Re: Joke of the Week #5

Post by Bugenhagen on Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:42 pm

ah hah! rofl

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Re: Joke of the Week #5

Post by Snappie245/ on Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:47 pm

ok time p.m me the joke and ill get back to you soon with joke either 6 or 7. defiantly soon though....

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Re: Joke of the Week #5

Post by Da Llama on Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:54 pm

.... ALLYOPE!. ALLYOPE!. If you dont freaking get it right, I will not Quit,

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Re: Joke of the Week #5

Post by Snappie245/ on Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:41 pm

its Allyope? right. time. if you have a freaking joke p.m me or ill just use my crappy 1's, i want something to get my viewers to consider laughing.. i need a comeback from way back from the only funny 1 i have in Joke #1

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Re: Joke of the Week #5

Post by Da Llama on Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:45 pm

The bits in Bold are the bits you are missing out, Look.
Allyope!

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Re: Joke of the Week #5

Post by Theicecreaman on Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:19 pm

The jokes are cooler than Allyope Razz

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Re: Joke of the Week #5

Post by Snappie245/ on Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:28 pm

thanks ice i knew that came from deep down in your heart. lol. Joke 6 coming your way when this joke gets enough clicks.

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