Beware the Jabberwock

ahem...

Jabberwocky
by Lewis Carroll
(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

As a warning to all who frequent these servers, or those unwary travellers who stray into Wonko's World, you should be aware of what dangers you face....what lurks in the corners...what foul stench troubles your nostrils... (and no, it isn't Tasmann)

The absolutely, completely and undeniably* Sane gentleman who facilitates this world, was concerned that at the release of these images a forum-wide panic would break out --->
but here they are:


~Artist Impressions & Victim Captured Images of Suspected Jabberwocks!~

















*It is now certified...by a very reputable clinician of Psychology.

Oh the unsightly horror of it all!! I can barely stand to look at those frightful images! Run for your lives!!


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I hope this helps clear up the mystery surrounding the elusive foul-breathed Jabberwock (thanks Ace!). Now perhaps everyone will tread a little more carefully on the servers!

I'm real sorry guys. I didn't mean for them to be so graphic...but that 3rd specimen down still has a victim in it's stomach. Just horrible.

I hadn't noticed.

yay drug-induced nonsense poetry

Oh the horror! It's as if your deepest nightmares came alive to eat you whole after ripping out your sense of security!

*grabs shotgun* C'MERE YOU JABBER-THINGY! MEET MY FRIEND MR. DEER SLUG! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



*There will now be a brief interval as Jack gets his balls torn off by the Jabberwocky and he turns the Jabberwocky into calamari sushi *

*WARNING: SPOILERS ABOVE*

GL Brave Cap'n!


OFFICIAL APOLOGY

It has come to our attention that an innocent party was unfairly branded a Jabberwock in an earlier announcement on this thread.

The hideous beast in the last image is in fact not a jabberwock, but Mrs Hillary Clinton.

Our sincere apologies for the mishap.

2ND OFFICIAL APOLOGY

It has come to our attention that it is not polite to refer to the subject of our apology as a hideous beast. We apologise for the earlier apology.

+42 points to Ace for elite awesomeness and for helping us all to better recognize the differences between a Jabberwock and other hideous bea--uh, innocent bysand--oh hm..... things.

POINTS!

That took me by surprise! POINTS. I've never had points before, let alone 45 all at once :!:

Ty Ty sir.

congratiolations

AHHHH! When I get Empower, I TURN INTO A UGLY MONSTER?! AHHHHH!

wtf is a brillig

Probably Shakespeare word, You know, In the 1530's. In england?

Llama, Shakespeare was born on 1564, you're 34 years off

Well, I meant 1500's, Thee, But hark .Etc

It's so fast too. *frantic* You never see it coming *panting* it runs *catching breath* it follows you home *catches breath* Then you finally sometimes lose i- OH NO *gets mauled by the Jabberwock*

I'll save you Jeri!!!

Oh no! The JABBERWOCK IS DOING THE WAVE! Kill it!

NOTE: This is a devil post, AKA Post 666.

*grabs elephant gun*

CHARGE! FOR GLORY, HONOUR, AND SEXY WOMEN IN THE AFTERLIFE! RARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*charges Jabberwock*

Poke the Jabberwock to Death!