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Post by Theicecreaman Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:48 am

What's In The Oven? Episode#2

What's In The Oven?#2 Oven10
What's In The Oven?, which is brought to you free by (c)2009 Wonko's School of Cake. (TM)(R)(MIA)(PG-13)(Violators will be towed.) Oh man! So many awesome things going on 'round here these days! Today, we are introducing a new, never before seen, patent-pending, made in China, perquisite-reducing wonder called "Ice's News Now!" We will also have our sections of interviews, stories, comedy, and ...cheese? Keep reading to be up to date on the latest comings and goings!

Let us start off with some good ol' comedy!
Three fishermen catch a mermaid. If they agree to set her free, she will grant them each a wish.
The first guy says, "OK, I want you to double my I.Q." Immediately, the guy recites Shakespeare flawlessly.
The second guy asks the mermaid to triple his I.Q. Suddenly, he's spouting complicated mathematical solutions.
Impressed, the last guy asks the mermaid to quintuple his I.Q. The mermaid hesitates and asks, "Are you sure that's what you really want?"
"Absolutely!" says the man.
The mermaid smiles. Instantly, the third man turns into a woman.
Now you guys see, I was driving up my ice cream truck down the street the other day and I met a man. He said "hi! I'll have a life please!" I exclaimed "Hey man, at least I have manners." in a benevolent tone. There he was in his purple robe, standing. Bewildered by the situation. He said "You little double-crossing bastard! Good for nothing piece of trash! I'm going to get on that van, smash you, and take all of your money!" I said "Are you a homosexual or something, because you sound like my wife!"
Cool
Now, it's cheese time!
Have you ever had the perfect piece of cheese, and just spent your entire life contemplating where the cheese could have possibly came from? Well.. I have and do I have a story for you!
So I was at a restaurant right? I ordered a chicken alfredo, and waited for my food to arrive. I was asked if I'd like to start with an appetizer, so I agreed. I took a quick glance at the menu and saw an item simply listen as "Cheese." I ordered some cheese and saw that it arrived just 5 seconds after I ordered it! Surprised, I started eating it when I realized that this wasn't normal cheese! The second my mouth bit this cheese, I was no longer in the restaurant! I looked around me... I stared at a colorless street, a rooftop at my right and a landing pad at my left. This was the place of nightmares.. it was ffa_bespin. I had the skin of a Kyle and dark force powers. My slice of cheese was replaced by a lightsaber. Jetpacks flew around me, I was ambushed by terminators, a rodian stared at my eyes. Its eyes were those of a horrid beast, its teeth were sharper than a jabberwock. It also had a strange glow around it, it then lifted me up into the sky like an eagle, kicked me, pulled me, wounded me, and took me to a strange area. 17 other people teleported around me, waiting for the order to kill. But I was saved. I was asked to join them or die and so I agreed. I then became a member of their "cookies." They said they were a secret organization bent on cleansing the world and so I joined. Now here I am, alive and well, working with them on ridding the world of its problems though culinary science.

Now, it's interview time!
Today, we have a special guest with us today, his name is Snap from the Pie Academy!
Ice: Hello Snap!
Snap: Hi let's duel.
Ice: err ok.. do you not wanna talk about life?
Snap: Nah
<Ice was been engaged in a duel with Snap>
<Snap has defeated Ice in a duel with 100/100>
Ice: Whoa.. you're good
Snap: yup
Ice: Now.. how do you feel about the school of cake?
Snap: I love it man, it's so much fun
Ice: Anything else?
Snap: Nope
Ice: Then we're done!

Now for.. Ice's News Now!
Let's start with The Weather is Better. Forecasting the weather in a... different way!
So here I was, reading a post made by some character named Dark'Thunder. He posted 5 things under different posts. I said, have you ever used the Edit button? He said, .. oh wait.. he didn't even say anything nvm. An evil shadow will kill us all! The only problem is that he double-posts too much Sad
Now for Ice's News Now!
The recent Candy activity in the the Middle East has caused President Bush to send troops to their server for "intervention." Although there are only 3 people on the server, and 99999999 troops, the troops are still getting their asses kicked for some weird reason. Only one troop remains now, and he has gained control of an Intercontinental Culinary Baking Missile! The Candy members retaliated with special Candy bombs and demolished the United States integrity. This, combined with the recent actions of AceOfSpades, have caused the government to send spies on the Academies. We have also been suspected of Communism. Run for your lives if you want to live!
Oh, the weather is rather pleasant today for getting shot at Smile

Tune in next week on What's In The Oven?
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Post by BULWA Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:03 pm

Theicecreaman wrote:<Snap has defeated Ice in a duel with 100/100>

You like snap, don't u? Surprised
I own u both geek


Good, but #1 was better Smile
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Post by Theicecreaman Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:09 pm

BULWA wrote:
Theicecreaman wrote:<Snap has defeated Ice in a duel with 100/100>

You like snap, don't u? Surprised
I own u both geek


Good, but #1 was better Smile
I never comment on these, but I have never dueled you before Razz
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Post by BULWA Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:14 pm

lolz, u did.
Anyway, if i own snappy and as u wrote he can pwn u = i can pwn u too Very Happy
But nvm, skill is not the most important thing Smile
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Post by liberty Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:14 pm

rofl a fantastic read ice.

(btw you need your own icecream smiley. i'm sure there'd be one out there)

http://www.emofaces.com/emoticons/ice-cream-emoticon
http://www.frugalvillage.com/forums/misc.php?do=showsmilies
(^ big epic page of smileys. one called :ice:)

Probly betta ones around.

btw, here's some comments on your show that you would probably like to know if you ever need to do some promoting:

"An adrenaline charged thrillride that you won't want to end!" - Rolling Stone
"Is this for real? How can I comment on that ****?" - Bono
"I don't get it" - Paris Hilton
"You'll think you haven't woken up yet" - The New York Times
"It's 'effin brilliant ay!" - Ozzy Ozbourne
"Contemporary, cutting edge 'post'back webradio. One of a kind" - Time Magazine
"WTF?" - David Letterman
"It's a very good show." - AceofSpades
"The spam-like rantings of a madman, that at least have people talking, er, typing again" - Oprah


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Post by Theicecreaman Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:19 pm

bulwa=stubborn. I make all of this up that duel never took place, I beat snap sometimes, he beats me. Get over it.
Thanks Ace <3
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Post by Snappie245/ Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:00 pm

theres the duels I win and the duels i let you win Ice. Razz lol bulwa youve never faced me before if u can get my sheild down i'd say your ok. but dont go that far to say u can own me. Danke

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Post by Theicecreaman Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:12 pm

Tasmann pwns all Crazy!
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Post by Da Llama Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:01 pm

What's In The Oven?#2 Darthemote2
MiCE: Hiya.
Shoe: ... (Hwerro!)
MiCE: I can do Romeo and Juliet.
Shoe: ... (Ok.)
MiCE: Romeo, Romeo, Why are you at my window? I think...
Shoe: ... (-_-)
MiCE: But- I spent my whole life training! Wait, That was for that Bean eating contest.
Shoe: ...
MiCE: Polar bear, You can get me a Donut. Immediatley!
Pet Polar bear: And who put you in ch...
*shoe hits polar bear*
MiCE: You said it shoe!
lol
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Post by Wonko the Sane Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:55 pm

rofl .... awesome.


Well now we have an answer to the long lingering question of "where'd the cheese come from?", but what about that epic quandary "where'd the cheese go?"
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Post by Tasmann Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:38 pm

It went back to the moon with the blue rodian aliens and green icecreamen and red Tasmanian wolves.
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Post by Da Llama Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:19 pm

Too bad i replaced your cheese with dynamite. I got da Cheese!
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Post by Theicecreaman Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:20 pm

I take from these comments, the cheese is the solution for everything?
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Post by Da Llama Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:38 pm

Shoe: ...
Oh noes! You made the shoe angry!
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Post by BULWA Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:27 pm

"WTF Was That?" - Hiroshima President

@Snap
I owned u already million times, stop trying to look cool.

@Ice
I just like saying such things(they're all facts btw) Razz
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Post by Theicecreaman Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:25 pm

BULWA wrote:"WTF Was That?" - Hiroshima President

@Snap
I owned u already million times, stop trying to look cool.

@Ice
I just like saying such things(they're all facts btw) Razz
@Bulwa Snap told me he never fought you once and he doesn't like your supercilious, stubborn, and pathetic comments on this topic. Why don't you quit the instigating and find something better to do. And you haven't fought me in JK2 ever in a duel. You'd probably win but that doesn't matter, I will always have something you don't have.

A U.S. Citizenship motha fucka Razz
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Post by Snappie245/ Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:30 pm

HAH Bulwa did you check do see if i was lagging/even cared. When we both have good ping and i feel up to ill 100-50 you. (letting u have 1 hit is nice isnt it?)

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Post by Da Llama Sat May 02, 2009 3:14 pm

Teh shoe is on rage! Its on a Hunt! AHHH!
Shoe: ...
Yes we know!
Shoe: ...
OH NOES! HE'S GONNA JOIN... Candy... TO BE CONTINUED YESTERDAY, WE COULDNT BE BOTHERED TO CONTINUE YESTERDAY.
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