What's In The Oven? #3

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Post by Theicecreaman on Sat May 16, 2009 11:29 am

What's In The Oven? Episode#3


What's In The Oven?, which is brought to you free by (c)2009 Wonko's School of Cake. (TM)(R)(MIA)(PG-13)(Violators will be towed.) Oh man! It's been ages since the last W.I.T.O (What's In The Oven?). Well we're back, and we're back till the end! We'll be doing more comedy, news, stories, and we'll finally get an answer as to where the cheese from the last episode came from.

As with the last episode, we'll start off with comedy. I'll try to get you guys ready for the answer of the cheese...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese. Razz

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender takes one look at him and says, "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel extending from your crotch?"

The pirate glances down and replies, "Arrr...it's driving me nuts."

Ladies and gentelmen, hobos and tramps. I'm about to tell you a story that I've never heard before, so pull out a chair and sit on the floor. Admission is free so pay at the door. One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys come out to fight. Back to back they fought each other, drew they're swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and saved the life of the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lies are not true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Osama bin Laden is living proof that Hitler had sex with a donkey.

Now for Ice's News Now!
Aaaaand we're back to Ice's News Now in 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
Hello and thank you for tuning into Ice's News Now. When we last left off, we were all suspected of communism by the United States' government, and we have spies in the School of Cake academies. But the School of Cake won't go down without a fight, they have recruited a beast, a beast that will extirpate the extant, corrupt, and recessionary government that plagues us. He is skilled in the act of covert warfare, and takes pride in every kill. His name is kept secret, but he goes by the name "Sniper." He is already killing off the spies in a slow, painful process too violent to be described by words.

Now... for the main event.... The story of the cheese! Click here to learn more about what took place in the last episode.
As great as life was after joining the School of Cake, I began to ponder as to where the cheese could have possibly came from. Even more important, where did the cheese go?
I still haven't found out where the cheese went, but I have learned its origins.
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, when you'd cook your daily meals by the fire, there was a dark lord by the name of Darth Juheti. He was the very pinnacle of what a dark lord could be. He had mastered the power of the force, and the power of the lightsaber in many ways. His drags were known to cut open a llama faster than CrazY! (ask Da Llama). One day, he came upon a culinary village that made the finest foods in all of the land. He decided to conquer said village, and kill anybody that stood in his way. He snuck up to the leader of the village, a man named Wonko the Sane, and put his saber to his face. Before saying anything, Wonko gave Darth Juheti a cheese cookie, and told him to eat it. He fell in love with the cookie, and decided to join their village and protect them from any evil. He gave each resident of the village, including its neighborhood ice cream man, an injection that marked the amino acid sequence in each resident with a special amino acid that only they can carry. Juheti used the force to extract the cheese, and gave it special powers so that only somebody from the village could comsume it and become one with the force. Years later, I came along, and consumed that cheese at the restaurant. That is where the cheese came from. Tune in next week (or the week after that if not next week), to learn where the cheese went and we'll go more in-depth on the epic stories of the cheese.

Have a nice day, and tune in next week on What's In The Oven!

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Snappie245/ on Sat May 16, 2009 11:32 pm

lol great episode-best yet(now that i think bout it(ice) ) osama bin laden line is the best.

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Wonko the Sane on Sun May 17, 2009 9:08 pm

rofl Darth Juheti. Brilliant. You better have a good explanation for where'd the cheese go though!!! Or else!!

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Juheti on Mon May 18, 2009 1:56 pm

AMAZING. i especially like the part about the cheese Very Happy:D
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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Sniper on Mon May 18, 2009 1:59 pm

*covert warfare attack countdown commences*

LOL, you better believe I'll massacre their asses off in such deadly disgusting ways that which words cannot describe their awful ways of destruction and ripping out of esophaguses.

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Juheti on Mon May 18, 2009 11:48 pm

i say publish this story esp my part. or make another separate story about darth juheti Laughing

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Theicecreaman on Tue May 19, 2009 3:42 pm

Juheti wrote:i say publish this story esp my part. or make another separate story about darth juheti Laughing
You never know who might turn up in the next episode...

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Juheti on Tue May 19, 2009 4:39 pm

Theicecreaman wrote:
Juheti wrote:i say publish this story esp my part. or make another separate story about darth juheti Laughing
You never know who might turn up in the next episode...

DUN DUN DUN

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Snappie245/ on Tue May 19, 2009 5:54 pm

your talking about me right Ice??? 1 episode btw juh wouldnt right a book. if he did like 100 episodes 1 full page each written it might be good. but hed have to glue them all together so thatd take more space. LETS DO IT!

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Da Llama on Tue May 19, 2009 5:58 pm

<--------- Da LLama over there.

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Theicecreaman on Sat May 23, 2009 1:26 pm

I'm still thinking about what to write and make a picture about lol

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Theicecreaman on Sat May 23, 2009 1:33 pm

I just got hit with the laziness virus so I'l finish up episode 4 tomorrow

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Da Llama on Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:31 pm

So, When you doing it?

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Re: What's In The Oven? #3

Post by Theicecreaman on Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:48 pm

I'm done with doing it and no you can't do it.

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