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Beware the Jabberwock

Post by liberty on Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:18 am

ahem... Coffee

Jabberwocky
by Lewis Carroll
(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.


`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.





As a warning to all who frequent these servers, or those unwary travellers who stray into Wonko's World, you should be aware of what dangers you face....what lurks in the corners...what foul stench troubles your nostrils... (and no, it isn't Tasmann)

The absolutely, completely and undeniably* Sane gentleman who facilitates this world, was concerned that at the release of these images a forum-wide panic would break out ---> Panic Attack
but here they are:


~Artist Impressions & Victim Captured Images of Suspected Jabberwocks!~

















*It is now certified...by a very reputable clinician of Psychology.





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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Wonko the Sane on Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:02 am

Oh the unsightly horror of it all!! I can barely stand to look at those frightful images! Panic Attack Run for your lives!! Dragon


( rofl rofl rofl )


I hope this helps clear up the mystery surrounding the elusive foul-breathed Jabberwock (thanks Ace!). Now perhaps everyone will tread a little more carefully on the servers!

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by liberty on Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:53 am

I'm real sorry guys. I didn't mean for them to be so graphic...but that 3rd specimen down still has a victim in it's stomach. No Just horrible.

I hadn't noticed.





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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by KaiStagon on Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:37 am

yay drug-induced nonsense poetry Very Happy Very Happy

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Theicecreaman on Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:01 pm

Oh the horror! It's as if your deepest nightmares came alive to eat you whole after ripping out your sense of security!

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:35 pm

*grabs shotgun* C'MERE YOU JABBER-THINGY! MEET MY FRIEND MR. DEER SLUG! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pirate

*There will now be a brief interval as Jack gets his balls torn off by the Jabberwocky and he turns the Jabberwocky into calamari sushi *

*WARNING: SPOILERS ABOVE*

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by liberty on Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:42 pm

GL Brave Cap'n! Bowing


OFFICIAL APOLOGY

It has come to our attention that an innocent party was unfairly branded a Jabberwock in an earlier announcement on this thread.

The hideous beast in the last image is in fact not a jabberwock, but Mrs Hillary Clinton.

Our sincere apologies for the mishap. Shrug







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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by liberty on Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:45 pm

2ND OFFICIAL APOLOGY

It has come to our attention that it is not polite to refer to the subject of our apology as a hideous beast. We apologise for the earlier apology.








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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Wonko the Sane on Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:06 pm

rofl +42 points to Ace for elite awesomeness and for helping us all to better recognize the differences between a Jabberwock and other hideous bea--uh, innocent bysand--oh hm..... things.

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by liberty on Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:40 am

Shocked










Drooling






eek! POINTS! eek!

That took me by surprise! POINTS. I've never had points before, let alone 45 all at once :!:

Ty Ty sir.

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Dark'Hunter on Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:45 pm

congratiolations
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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Da Llama on Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:01 am

AHHHH! When I get Empower, I TURN INTO A UGLY MONSTER?! AHHHHH!

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by time on Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:16 am

wtf is a brillig

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Da Llama on Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:21 am

Probably Shakespeare word, You know, In the 1530's. In england?

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Theicecreaman on Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:36 pm

Llama, Shakespeare was born on 1564, you're 34 years off Razz

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Da Llama on Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:15 pm

Well, I meant 1500's, Thee, But hark .Etc

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Bugenhagen on Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:07 am

It's so fast too. *frantic* You never see it coming *panting* it runs *catching breath* it follows you home *catches breath* Then you finally sometimes lose i- OH NO *gets mauled by the Jabberwock*

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Wonko the Sane on Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:33 pm

I'll save you Jeri!!! Viking

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Da Llama on Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:34 pm

woohoo Oh no! The JABBERWOCK IS DOING THE WAVE! No Link Kill it!

NOTE: This is a devil post, AKA Post 666.

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Cap'nJackSparrow on Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:32 pm

*grabs elephant gun*

CHARGE! FOR GLORY, HONOUR, AND SEXY WOMEN IN THE AFTERLIFE! RARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*charges Jabberwock*

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Dark'Hunter on Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:07 am

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Re: Beware the Jabberwock

Post by Da Llama on Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:08 am

Poke the Jabberwock to Death!

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