A Tale of Kai's Finest Troll

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A Tale of Kai's Finest Troll

Post by Wonko the Sane on Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:37 am

So the other day, Kai was on the server with a guy named Susan.  I'm pretty sure they both got into our stash of the special cookies because their conversation was... well, see for yourself.  I've decided it's so amazingly amazing that the Tale of Kai's Finest Troll needs to be preserved here for posterity so that our future generations may bear witness.

Kai, even if Susan doesn't tell your tale, I gotchoo.  Tip Hat

Seriously though, Susan must have been like  Banging Head

Spoiler:

=TW=KaiStagon>WH: hmmm vote isnt changing map
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ye
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im voting no
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: so u dont escape
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: from my explanations
[Call Vote] =TW=KaiStagon>WH, map ctf_countryroads
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: can i explan
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: then ill c hange
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: change
[Vote] Vote Failed
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: ooh i se
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: sound good?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: yeah
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: wanna go to the pad then
=TW=KaiStagon>WH killed =TW=KaiStagon>WH by MOD_SUICIDE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: can u explain what form 1, 2 and 3 is?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: u tell me mom
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: to test if you've been listening
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i told u b4
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: can u explain pls
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: form 1 2 and 3
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: well it starts a long long time ago
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: when the pilgrims gave the very first
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: christmas gift
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: after that everyone was giving christmas presents
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: even the easter bunny
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: so
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: till santa slapped him
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: do you just hate being wrong?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: with a law suit
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: so what i'm trying to say is
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: or nto knowing something
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: YAAAA
)>SoL<(~Inevitable killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_SUICIDE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_SUICIDE
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: yes
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: cos im trying to have a convo with you
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: im in love with being wrong
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: about saber styles
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i want to have sex with being wrong
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: adn u keep being a noo
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: please maek being wrong material
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: noob
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: idk
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: seems like you hate being wrong
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: what u got to teach me man
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i love to be wrong
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i drink it up
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: saber styles
)>SoL<(~Inevitable killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_SUICIDE
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: im mad online
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ur gay
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: yea
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: im gay and i like to crap
~
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: OI KAI STAGON
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: yes mommy
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: DO U HAVE VISUAL ENHACNEMENTS
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FOR JK2
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ENHANCEMENTS
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i do not
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: U FOCKIN SHET
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: Y NORT
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: the only visual enhancements i have are my parents, billy bob thornton and billy joel
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: sounds gay
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: yess sir
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: do u know homestar runner
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: so u think im 20?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: no
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: man u must be ypoung
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: if you dont know homestar
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: do u think im 20?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: that was what we had before we had youtube
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i think ur my 20 different aunts
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: HOW OLD
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: DO YOU THINK I AM
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: PICK A NUMBER
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: autn hilda, jessica, thalda, nimble, reginald, square, and dance
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: all my 20 aunts
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: combined your age is
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: REGINALD
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 15
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: WHAT A SHIT FOK
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im not 15
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im older
)>SoL<(~Inevitable killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_SUICIDE
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i doubt this
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: you
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: you're 15 and you're grateful i gave you that much
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: then you don't have good intuition
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: -rekt
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im older
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: does ur clan map
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: not 20
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: but older than 15
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: SO HOW OLD AM I
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 16
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: no
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: older
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 165
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 16.5
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: younger
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: oler
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: OLDER
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: llo
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 17
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: older
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i do not believe you are older than this
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: wh
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: why
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: you are not actually of legal age
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: cos of homes tar?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: though you may believe this
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: home star
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i believe youare .. 13
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: final answer, regis
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: IM NOT FUCKING 13
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: IM FUCKING 27
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: HOLY SHIT
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: doubts
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: THERE IS NO WAY
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: IN HELL
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: IM 13
)>SoL<(~Inevitable:  USHIT
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i doubt htis
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: U KNOW IM 27 LMAO
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: KK
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: like more than i doubt everything
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i've neve rmet anyone whot alks like this who is not a teen
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: wouldn't everything fall into that category/
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i have an old keyboard
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: twas' not very good
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: cool i have an old dad
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: thou art a superficial, ignorant, unweighing fellow
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im 27
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: stop trolling me
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: dude people from our gen don't talk like this
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: u have to understand
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: they do
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: not many of us
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: but we do
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: nah
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ye
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: it's not my fault you're ignorant
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i mean
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i would guarantee your mom has yelled at you this week, because you are a teen
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i tried to teach you lightsaber styles
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: nope
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i don't live with my mum
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im paying off the house im in
<world> killed =TW=KaiStagon>WH by MOD_WATER
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: and even if i was a teen
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you couldn't be sure over the internet
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: man thats a sure sign you are a teen
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: how so?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: thats in the websters dictionary of teen detection
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its sold on amazon dot com
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: that's stupid
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: for 14 ninety five
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: so what does it explictly say
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: quote pls
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: mr 25 year old
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: it says
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: ''thank you for your interest in <<ORGANIZATION NAME>>
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: HOWEVER, you are clearly a teen, so best of luck to you becoming older
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: and therefore someone who we could depend on financially
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: how
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: best of luck,
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: how am i clearly a teen
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: internet sam>>
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: and btw
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: mostly your denial
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: are you gonna leave
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: denial of what?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: teenitude
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i don't have a bad attitude
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: nope
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: just denila of being a teen
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im not a teenager though
)>SoL<(~Inevitable killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_SUICIDE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: why would i lie in the first place?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 1. why not
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 2. whhy not
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: no point
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: frivolous
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: fruitless
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: serves no real purpose
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: rekt
=TW=KaiStagon>WH killed =TW=KaiStagon>WH by MOD_SUICIDE
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: man im not even mad but like
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: how did u come across this game
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: youtube video i think
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i'm curious bc if u discovere d it there might be hope for its revival
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: it won't be revived
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: unless it get's remade or is made free
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: and/or
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: either one
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: both would be better ideally
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: kai stagon
=TW=KaiStagon>WH killed =TW=KaiStagon>WH by MOD_SUICIDE
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: yea
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: do you perceive yourself as a jovial individual?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you seem rather mercurial
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i perceive myself as a cool ass dude who knows about advertising
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: cool ass dued?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you're not cool if you don't say arse
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: in lieu of ass
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: your sophistry is amazin
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i must say
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: did you appreciate me indefatigably trying to join?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: when the map was on ffa_hangoutv2?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: are you emisculated yet?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: do you still believe me to be of a young disposition?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: or shall i be more verbose?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: expatiate more?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: produce prodigious amounts of verbiage
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: whilst simultaneously be intellectualy virulent
)>SoL<(~Inevitable killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_SUICIDE
ClientBegin: 5) )>SoL<(~Inevitable
ClientBegin: 5) )>SoL<(~Inevitable
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: nothin to say?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: someone was proven wrong
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: x
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: d
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im probably one of the most immature 27 year olds you'll meet though
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: rather unconventional
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: in the way i converse
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: albeit well-spoken whilst im serious
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol it's interesting you 'suddenly'
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: go afk
)>SoL<(~Inevitable killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_SUICIDE
ClientBegin: 5) )>SoL<(~Inevitable
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: man i gotta be honest
ClientBegin: 5) )>SoL<(~Inevitable
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: be honest
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: you talk like a 14 year old trying to sneak into a bar
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im 27 man..
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i know bc i was once 14
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: ok, but no,
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: actually, no
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: dude
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: can you quit trolling me
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you clearly know im 27
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i will fore'er troll you
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: like holy shit
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: stop lol
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 1. your name is susan
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 2. you are 14
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 3. you are related to me by blood
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: mate if you come over to australia
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 4. your house is a train
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i'll let you swing by my place
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: as improbable as that is
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 5. you enjoy teh fine taste of latex paint
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: and finally, 6. you are my mother
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: thank you for giving birth to me
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: mwagh mwah mwah
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im paying off a double story house
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i've worked my whole life
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: since i was 17
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: but you are no longer eligible for the benefits of our program
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: we are sorry to see you go
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: nice advertisement skills
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: please be well,
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: mate
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: the management
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you should totally sign up for malware mcmalware
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: anyway, i'm gay, i'm also gay, and also
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: and do one of their ads
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i liek to crap
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: in my spare time
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: who doesnt
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: crapping is good, and so is being gay
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: it's nice having fecal matter leave ur anus
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: no no, let it all otu
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: stagon
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: the point of the crap is to remove it
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: it is significant
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: troll aside
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: do u really think im 14?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i can't tell
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: like u included it
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: in the troll segment
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: so maybe not
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: maybe you do think i m27
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i dont know
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: do you honestly
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: think im 14? lol
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: maaaaaaaan
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: nothing to say?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: no fun
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: you have as many years as i have slim jims
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i don't have a lot of slim jims
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: nice
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: so i won't live long
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: gg
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: excellent
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: god speed
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: god is a concept
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: he doesn't exist
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: shhh dont tellwd
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: anybody who believes he does
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: is mentally ill
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i am lactose intollerant
=TW=KaiStagon>WH:   -- god
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: good
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: so really
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its interseting that you talk like christopher hitchens who is also 14
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: do you think im 27?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol fuck off
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: man i have no way of making u believe this
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: but one of the 4 horsemen was my undergrad adviser
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lolololololololololol
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: kk
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i studied philosophy at a new engladn college staphed by a certain public atheist
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: if u read the bible u rgay
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: if you've read it
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you're bisexual
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i'm absolutely bisexual
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i am bisexual
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok
)>SoL<(~Inevitable killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_SUICIDE
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i had to read the bible bc i live in america
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: OI
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: STAGON
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: HOW OLD
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: DO YOU THINK I AM
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: DO YOU THINK I M27?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i absolutely think you are 14
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: YOUR INTELLIGENCE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: DEPENDS ON IT
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: UR STUPID
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: THEN
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: I AM 27
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: I'VE TOLD YOU
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: DOUBLE STORY HOUSE
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i firmly disagree
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: WORKED SINCE17
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: HOW SO
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: WHAT WOULD IT TAKE
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: this is how i talked when i was 14
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: TO PROVE TO OYU
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: IM 27
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: WELL IM IMMATURE OK
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: maaan i'm immature
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: but im not this bad
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you know the saying
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: there's always somebody better?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: well there is always somebody worse
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 'welcome to hell'
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: oh different saying
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: stagon
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: anyway dan dennett was my adviser as an udnergrad
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: u realise
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ur wrong
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: absolutely wrong
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: about me being 14
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: nah
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you are though
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i can send a picture of me
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: no
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: with my beard fully grown
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i would not believe it
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: beards are for reddit
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: reddit 14 year olds
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i can do a peace sign
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: or a middle finger
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: or i could draw
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im inevitable
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: on paper
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: oh shit
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: a middle finger??
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: do you want that?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: whatever you want
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: this changes everythig
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: a middle finger would suit the way you've treate dme
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: the abuse you've put me through
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: the torture
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i am very rude
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i will not relent
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you will eventually
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: nah
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ya
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i love to be rude
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i love the fine taste of rude
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: wht
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: why
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its great
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: o
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: and also, its good
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: how is it great
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: think about it man
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: but that's subjective
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: think about how great
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: so how is it great for you?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: it is to be rude
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: rude boys rule
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i don't like being rude
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i've tried it
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: it's subjective
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: fuck you man
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: rude boys conquer
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: so how is being rude
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: great
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: well first of all
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: fre emovie tickets
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: second of all
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: first choice on the soccer field
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: this is circumstantial
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i mean in general
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: ;number three, rude boys get their own sons
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: who are perfectly round
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: do you not want perfectly round sons
)>SoL<(~Inevitable killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_SUICIDE
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: think about man
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: no
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i want a triangular son
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: when the angels come down as revolation predicted
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: you want your sons to be as round as can be
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: LOL
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: otherwise, you're screwed
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: SHUT UP
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: you're screwed, adn you know it
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT LMAO
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i am what i eat
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: the ass
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: OK
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: the source of all shit
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: listen to me
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: no
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: how about you go suck your own dick in a salad
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i would rather suck a billy joel cd
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: then eat a sald
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: LOL WHAT'S WITH BILLY JOEL
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: salad
=TW=KaiStagon>WH:  what isnt with billy joel
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: sounds gay
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: billy joel
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: think about
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: well so am i
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: dude
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: dude
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: shhhhhhhh
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: do you know abou teh movie big
[Call Vote] )>SoL<(~Inevitable, map grand_apathy
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: the movie big starrng tom hangs
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: look im twelve
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: tom hanks
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im twelve
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: well do you know about bg
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: big
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: starring tom hanks
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: yes
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: notorious big
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its a great movie
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok no
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: tom hanks
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: hes a kid
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i  will shanks you
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: wishes to be big
[Vote] Vote Failed
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: becomes big
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: wishes to be small
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: becomes small
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: but his suits still big
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: can u vote yes
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: think about it
<world> killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_WATER
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ye
[Call Vote] =TW=KaiStagon>WH, map XTClanMapV3
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: cos he fuckin went smal lagain
[Vote] Vote Failed
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: dum fok
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: im dum
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: gud
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: im 12
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: guess what im 12
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FUCK U
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: guess what im 12
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: LOL UR REFERENCING ME
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: PLS
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: hows school
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: how am i dumb
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im not in schol
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i mean
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ya it's good
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: hows maths
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: failing all my subjects
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: horrible
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: can't even figure out what 1+1 is
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: yeah that sounds familiar
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: such a hard thing to figure out
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: thats what happens when ur 11
ClientDisconnect: 6) Padawan :: 174.3.34.143
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im twelve retard
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: disagree
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FEEL THE BERN
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: BERNIE SANDERS
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: 2016
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: thats my god
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: from school
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: BERNIE BERNIE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: BERNIE SANDERS
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FEEL THE BERN
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: colonel sanders
[Call Vote] )>SoL<(~Inevitable, map grand_apathy
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: if u vote no
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i leave
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: man i dont have this
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: JUST DL I T
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: wait lemm check
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: IT'S ON WOKOS
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: VOTE YES OK
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: where can i dl this
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: u fok
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: let's do yavin xmas
[Vote] Vote Failed
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: can u vote yavin xmas
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: or bespin xmas
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: no
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: yavin
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i do not have yavin
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FUCCK UR MUM
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: sorry
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: can u do yavin duel
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i think so lemme call the vote
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: shroom yavin duel
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ill brb
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: can u make vote uqick
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: quick
[Call Vote] )>SoL<(~Inevitable, map duel_sdyavin
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: vote yes
[Vote] Vote Passed
ShutdownGame:
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ClientBegin: 5) )>SoL<(~Inevitable
ClientBegin: 4) =TW=KaiStagon>WH
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i'm related to you by blood
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: dude i gotta be honest
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: the trolling id di on you
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: is some of my finest
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: calling you susan?classic
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: saying i'm related to you by blood? thats the fuckign good shit my man
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: kai stagon
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: yes pappi
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: how does mapping normally play out
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i mean
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: do you have to manually isnert textures
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: to place
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: or etc
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: or like
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: block
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: block
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: blocks**
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: or whatever
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: eh the game ahs a fair amount of built in textuers
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: you just have to make the shapes
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: and you couldl import tetuers from other custom maps
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: so if your'e starting out i wouldnt' worry about texture design
)>SoL<(~Inevitable killed =TW=KaiStagon>WH by MOD_SABER
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: ow my whoel life
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: have you ever had a person grab you by the pussy?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: well
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: thanks to surgieries, or lack thereof, i've never ahd the pussy
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: so no
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: yok
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: but thank you doctors
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: for protecting me
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: so u really think
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im 14?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: oh i abo****elly thing you're 12
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: absolutely
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: im actually 16
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: no joke
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i disagree
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 16 year olds dont care about their age this much
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: yea
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: cos i find u interesting
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: and i didn't sleep last night
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: normally i dont
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: guess what im gay and i like to crap
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i love pooping
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: poope  ing
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: not funn
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: funny
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its very funny
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: nope
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you think a normal biological process of the body is funny?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: secretion of waste?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ou find that funny
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ?
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: and sexuality?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: hell yea
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: sexuality and poope   ueing
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: what's funny about it
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: is very funny
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: well it makes you think
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: how is i tfunny
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: HOW IS IT FUNNY
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: manit just is
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its like
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: the finest of things
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: jesus said on the sermon on the mount
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: and why is the finest of things funny?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 'lol poop is quite good, do ti up, my dregs'
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: and for centuries we have observed this
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: THE LORD JESUS CHRIST IS NOT MEANT TO BE FUCKING MOCKED
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: YOU'LL GOTO FUCKING HELL
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: YOU DISRESPECTFUL ****
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: hell yeah im disrespectful
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its my midele name
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its good, to be disrespectful
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: NO IT FUCKING ISNT
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: IT'S PLAI NFCUKING RUDE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: AND OUT OF TURN
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: GOD IS REAL
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: UR JUST TOO STUPID
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: TO SEE IT
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: if i can impart one lesson on you, as a 12 year old
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: it would be to disrespect all of your elders
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: be rude to them in turn
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: LOL
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: call them names
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: spit on their items
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: can i call my grandpa
=TW=KaiStagon>WH killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_TELEFRAG
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: baldy or oldie
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: both man
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: what else should i do
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: to disrespect
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: oh
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: uh
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: my elders
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: convert their elvis songs into
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: idk drake songs?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: what do the youth listen to
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: john biner
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: johnbieber
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: he's a good rockstar
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: no
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: john biner
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: convert all of the songs to john biebnber
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: no
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: IT'S JOHN BINER
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: ok
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: john binersongs
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: make them all about beauty and the beat
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok good
=TW=KaiStagon>WH killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_TELEFRAG
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FUCK OFF
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: STOP DOING THAT
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its my life
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its now or never
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i aint gonna live forever
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: I AINT
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: GONNA LIVE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FOREVER
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: I JUST WANNA LIVE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: MY LIFE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: IT'S
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: MY
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i dont wanna live lol
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: LIFE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: NOW IT'S NOW OR
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: NEVER
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: I DON'T WANNA LIVE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FOREVER
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ITS
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: MY
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: LIFE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: NOW IT'S NOW OR NEVER
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: THIS AIN'T A SONG
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FOR DA BROKEN HEARTED
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: DUNE DUNE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: DAHDHADH DUNE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: NO SILENT PRAYER
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FOR THE FAITH DEPARTED
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: DUNE DUNE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: DADAHHDAHH DUNE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: DUNE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: I AIN'T GONNAE BE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: A FACE IN THE CORWD
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: OYU'RE GONNA HERA MY VOICE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: WHEN I SHOUT IT OUT LOUD
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: IT'S MA LARF
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: IT'S NOW OR NEBBER
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: I AIN'T GONNA LIVE
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: niebhur
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FOREVER
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its now or rhienhold niehbur
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: YES
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: YE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: THATW AS ON PURPOSE
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: YOU FUCKTRUMPET
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: reinhold niehbur lives at my house
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: SHUT THE FUCK
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: SHUT THE FUCK OUT
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: I SAISD SHUT TA FUK OUT
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: SHUT UP THE FUCK UP
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: yes mommy
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: MY HERAT IS LIKE AN OPEN HIGHWAY
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: herat
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: EYS
=TW=KaiStagon>WH killed )>SoL<(~Inevitable by MOD_TELEFRAG
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: herat
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: my keyboard is bad
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: my keyboard is rad
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: doesn't register
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: keys properly
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: if i were to flip o dock
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: flip o dick
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you'd cry
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: man id cry anyway
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: teh way this years been gon
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: have i made u laugh
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: thus far?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: oh absolutely
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: oh godo
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: good
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: that was my intention
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: at which parts?
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: the heart and the vagina
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: what about john biner
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: john biner was good
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: have u seen kenny vs penny
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: spenny
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: like
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: LOL KENNY VSES A PENNY
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: when i was in highs chool
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: FUNNY SHIT
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: that wa sfunny shit
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: kvs
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i remember the one where they brought the tv into the bathroom
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: idk if i remember more than that
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: wtf
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: what 1 was that
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: shrug
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: whats weird is
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i started playing this game when i was 12
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: you know like
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: or maybe 12
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: kai stagon
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: 13
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i got into this argument
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: with this fat guy's brother
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: and the fat guy is literally a cun
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: a devil
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: and he's like
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: my brother is a moral person
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: and im like
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: the only morals your brother has is keeping away from the cheesecake
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: anyway
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: LOL
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: HOW FUNNY IS THAT
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: when i was 12 i thought family guy was very funny
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: COME ON THAT WA SFUNNY
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: family guy isn't funny
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: dry shit
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: now, i am ashamed, to have ever laughed at it
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: this is your future
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: dont say things like that
)>SoL<(~Inevitable:  i actually worry about my future
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: i obsess ove rit
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: one day you will hate all that you once were
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: this is the way of things
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: enjoy aging
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: lol lies
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i mean
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: not iwth all people kid
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: if you're lucky
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: you grow up to hate the person you were
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: if you're unlucky,
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: you don't even realize it
)>SoL<(~Inevitable: ok
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: alright mommy
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: its almost 4 on the east coast
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: i gotta go cry into my bed sack
=TW=KaiStagon>WH: please tell my tale
ClientDisconnect: 4) =TW=KaiStagon>WH


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Re: A Tale of Kai's Finest Troll

Post by blivvy on Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:44 pm

Well that conversation was long as hell. The crap ppl talk about when they're bored.

But what I really wanna know is, has Kai finished the school of cake map yet?

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Re: A Tale of Kai's Finest Troll

Post by Wonko the Sane on Mon Jan 02, 2017 10:01 pm

Yeah Kai, have you? Taping Toe

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Re: A Tale of Kai's Finest Troll

Post by Theicecreaman on Mon Jan 02, 2017 10:38 pm

rofl

I wonder how much of that convo he actually remembers lol

Good call posting it up for posterity.

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Re: A Tale of Kai's Finest Troll

Post by Wonko the Sane on Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:37 pm

I don't think he has the email address connected to his account here anymore, so I tried sending him a message in a bottle over at the Team Wookiee forums. We'll see if that gets his attention. Maybe he can offer up some insight into this conversation. scratch

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