Every year, as y'all know, I post predictions for the Super Bowel. This year it is between the Denver Broncos and the Carolina Panthers.
Now the Broncos, being equines adapted to a relatively cold environment, naturally have the evolutionary advantage of side gills for countercurrent exchange during intense sporting activities. However, the California weather may be better suited for the four-legged Carolina panthers, whose GREEN ICKY GOO (tm) secreted from the whites of their eyes during intense staring contests may give them the edge they need to win:
The game will start with a ceremonial rain dance, as is tradition.
I predict that during the beheading of the linguistically disinclined jester, the panthers will score a winning touchdown by secreting their green eye goo on the bronchos' elbows and thereby win the game, assuming, of course, that the panthers' primary dance coordinator is able to do the ceremonial triple-cartwheel off a two-legged mule, as is tradition.
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