Happy Birthday Blivvy!

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Happy Birthday Blivvy!

Post by Wonko the Sane on Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:26 pm

I've just heard from the Official Board of Trustees of the School of Cake that standard global birthday cake rules have been slightly modified to accommodate changing expectations norms.  Gotta keep up with the times.  The changes are summarized below:

Firstly, random samples of all birthday cakes will be taken by an appointed birthday cake inspector, ensuring that at no point on top of a birthday cake shall the frosting be less than 5cm in thickness.

Secondly, it is now required that all birthday cakes include sprinkles mixed in with the batter so as to create a colorful blend of birthday funness inside the finished product.

And lastly, all birthday cakes made must be in sufficient size as to last a minimum of four (4) days post birthday event.  This is to encourage extensions of the celebratory event into the following days for maximum birthday enjoyment.


I hope these new rulings meet with your approval.  Any complaints must be submitted in writing directly to the Board of Trustees of the School of Cake. Oh, and Happy Birthday! cheers


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Re: Happy Birthday Blivvy!

Post by Theicecreaman on Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:48 pm

Happy birthday dude!

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Re: Happy Birthday Blivvy!

Post by blivvy on Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:55 am

Thanks guys. I did indeed have cake but I'm not sure if it was a lie though  scratch

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Re: Happy Birthday Blivvy!

Post by Wonko the Sane on Mon Apr 20, 2015 9:12 pm

Just out of curiosity, how does one know if, in fact, the cake is or isn't a lie? The Internet must know the answer by now, right?

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