genghis khan

How often does any of you even get on the jk games?

What is with these weird thread titles? 

If you check the other recent threads you'll see that Blivvy just started replaying jk2 SP so we've been discussing that and pining away for a new JK game.  We all know it probably won't happen though   You can find us playing jk2 about as often as the other ten people who still play jk2.  Now that it's holiday season and the server gets its annual makeovers, I'll be playing a bit more than usual over the next couple months.  Gotta love those zombies 

I've seen you and some other random people on the server the past few days.  It actually looks like a lot of people are trying to join but don't have the haunt map.  What's up with that, I thought everybody would have all these maps by now?

Yeah, I know. I found an old friend and we got shroomies maps and all the others we used to all play. But, no one cares for that anymore. They just want to spam and forcechoke you off a cliff. Wonkos used to be fun because of the people on it.

And about the titles. They name themselves.

Self-naming titles?  Oh right, yes of course, how silly of me.

I've actually been thinking of adding some new things to the mod just for fun, but there's so few jk2 players anymore that it's not really worth it.  I'll probably just keep the ideas somewhere for if they ever make another JK game.

I've been meaning to hop on to the server and say hello to those friendly neighbourhood zombies. They just need a hug.

You know, I'm not sure a hug is what a zombie needs.  I think all that moaning about braaaaiiinnns and whatnot should be some kind of clue, no?

Alice seemed to enjoy it. That was until she pummeled me to death.

She is a bit unpredictable, that one.  One minute she's playfully gnawing on your ear, the next you're holding bits of your brain in your hands while she chops carrots for stew.

If only that AT-ST in the corner of the map was functional, then we'd have shown her for sure.