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Post by Theicecreaman on Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:17 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17297714
Willy Nilly

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Da Llama on Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:54 pm

So, to stop an addiction, you need to start a new one?

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Wonko the Sane on Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:56 pm

Ignoring the Llama who didn't bother to read the article at all, back in the 60's LSD was tested as a cure for every ailment under the sun. Just like cocaine was in the earlier decades of the century, morphine before that, some other miracle drug before that, and some other miracle drug before that.

This idea of a miracle drug that cures everything dates back to the earliest written records of medicinal drugs and continues today with every tv ad you watch that claims some brand new miracle drug will cure abc but has xyz possible side effects. These ads are typically followed by other ads from lawyers asking if you or someone you know was harmed by miracle drug abc, then you may be entitled to compensation.

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Theicecreaman on Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:07 pm

Yeah, that's why so many English/Chinese people were addicted to opium, and why much of the African-American population used to use crack.

I don't know about you guys, but when it comes to psychologically based illnesses like depression, addiction, etc., we just rely way too much on medicine. They powers that be just advocate a life in which one can just pop in a few pills and be off happy and content.

Newsflash: life doesn't work that way. Deal with your problems and...


News: omgz doods, new rad pills on da maarketz
consumers: lols fk yea ima buy dat shizz asap

2 months later...
lawyers: Have you or a loved one recently been diagnosed with illnesses 1-999 after taking drug XYZ? If so, call 1-800-YOUIDIOT because you've got a team of rich-ass lawyers on your side, suckaz
consumers: shiiit...

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Wonko the Sane on Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:04 pm

rofl

Don't forget this one:

"Do you suffer from chronic pains in the ass? Painastrix can help! Don't take Painastrix if you are pregnant, drink alcohol, smoke, are between the ages of 1 and 98 years old, sprained your ankle recently, or breathe oxygen. The most common side effects experienced by those taking Painastrix include sudden onset diabetes, dry mouth, inability to urinate, spontaneous combustion, and death. Ask your doctor if Painastrix is right for you! Finally, you can live your life free from pains in the ass!"

-Every drug ad ever.

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Theicecreaman on Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:28 pm

I especially love the ones where 90 percent of the commercial are just side-effects.

Oh, wait...

That's all of 'em. Never mind.

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Theicecreaman on Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:58 pm

okay I don't feel like starting a new topic: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57397370-71/police-tell-twitter-that-missing-girl-is-safe-before-telling-mom

This is so silly lol. I don't know who in their right mind would do something like this
Police: omgz we founded dis wittle girrl. ima go toweet 'bout it kkthnksbye
Mom [waiting impatiently]: ughh where's my kid, guys?!?
Twitter: We gotz her yay! lol
Mom: wtf why hasn't anyone called me!?!
Police: Ohhh right, yeah, true dat

Seriously, I don't want to hear about shit like this 5 years from now. I hope we turn into a new direction as a society.

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Post by Wonko the Sane on Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:12 pm

Don't worry, we won't be here 5 years from now. See this thread: http://schoolofcake.forumotion.com/t971-the-official-end-of-the-world-2012-thread#16438

The person who tweeted that was probably a teen intern working for the PD who is addicted to social media and hasn't an ounce of common sense in her bones.

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Theicecreaman on Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:03 pm

I say we eat Llama as retribution.

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Wonko the Sane on Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:08 pm

Grilled, broiled, or oven roasted?

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Theicecreaman on Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:31 pm

I say we cook 'em by this particular fire:

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Wonko the Sane on Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:16 pm

Oh, yes, those broken images sure cook Llama meat real fast. Cool

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Da Llama on Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:11 pm

you can't eat what is already eaten, its like buying something already bought.

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Theicecreaman on Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:31 pm

Da Llama wrote:its like buying something already bought.
That basically describes American consumerism Pity

As for the broken link, it was of a raging wildfire that I don't feel like re-finding.

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Da Llama on Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:24 pm

Theicecreaman wrote:
Da Llama wrote:its like buying something already bought.
That basically describes American consumerism Pity
i thought it was "You've got to spend money to make money."

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Wonko the Sane on Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:00 pm

No that'd be closer to: "Spend somebody else's money instead."




PS: Jakob Dylan is awesome. I mean, come on:

We can buy babies for the babies,
We'll give them both big red ponies.
They'll live in that mansion on the hill
That we'll keep on fillin' up until it's filled.

We'll watch the neighbors fatten up with greed
Watching us buying everything that we don't need
I know they're listening
Through a telescope from across the street
Watching us fillin' up the bathtubs with sweets
Money, money, money.

Money on the floor put money in the beds
Put money in the drains
Money coming out of our heads,
Money, money, money.

We can kill many a dirty man
We'll bribe the church when they bring us in.
We can buy anything
Because there's always something
That's so funny about spending
Somebody else's money.


PSP: Love the Hipster Abe at 2:50, the Gangsta Ben at 3:55, the Dark Side of the Moon reference at 6:30, and Tony Montana at 8:12. Say goodnight to the bad guy!

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Post by Theicecreaman on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:38 pm

Sounds like a great song, Wonko, but damn, the sound quality was terrible. My poor, bootleg speakers could barely cough up enough sound energy to get a good listen--even at full volume.

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Da Llama on Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:04 am

No the sympathy...

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Post by Wonko the Sane on Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:39 pm

Ice, are you sure you didn't have the Youtube volume control lowered or something? 'cause it sounds fine on my end.

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Re: Acid Trip, Bring Towels In Suitcase

Post by Theicecreaman on Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:17 pm

My speakers just suck. I'll just listen to it on my iPod later. I have full 100 percent volume and maxed-out YouTube volume, and it still is barely audible.

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